Posted by sean on August 4, 2007 at 5:17 pm in Bath City with 5 Comments


Somebody call 999 and request police backup, an ambulance and the fire brigade. Yes, Tiverton are in town.

The team from Devon left their milk churns to come up to Bath for a “friendly” game of football at Twerton Park. After watching 90 minutes of G.B.H., fights and assaults, it was evident that Tivvy had no intentions of making friends.

The match wasn’t helped by having the local Twerton Village idiot refereeing the game. City lost the game on penalties – something of an irrelevance, especially as the match they were playing in was only for some Mickey Mouse cup.

Here are some photos of the match. I will be forwarding them to the Avon and Somerset Constabulary. I am sure the local police force will be keen on my evidence of violence and affray.

 
“No! Don’t hit me anymore… it hurts, it hurts!”

 
If you can’t beat em’, twat em’

 
One of the few moments when a City player wasn’t being assaulted

 
Tivvy’s centre back breaks a nail and it all kicks off

 
The one moment in the game where City players were not at threat of death by fouling

5 Responses to City v Tiverton Thugs

  1. George

    August 5, 2007 - 10:23 am
    1

    By the lack of a scoreline on thier forum, and the continual whining on this blog, I assumed City had lost.
    "I you cant beat 'em , twat 'em" – Really?, the City player appears to be pulling the Tivvy player back!

    You really are a bunch of sore losing sanctemonious twits. The BSCS are welcome too you!

  2. Anonymous

    August 5, 2007 - 11:10 am
    2

    Oh for goodness' sake guys – we lost. WHy can't our fans ever take a defeat like a gentleman. Your behaviour really is pathetic and is reminiscent of a four year old boy.

  3. Sean

    August 5, 2007 - 4:41 pm
    3

    Any regular reader of my blog will know that a lot of the stuff I write on here is tongue-in-cheek and not always to be taken literally.

    They were thugs though :o)

  4. George

    August 10, 2007 - 1:51 pm
    4

    I know they're thugs, but couldnt resist landing a punch of my own!

    Good luck next season!

  5. Sean

    August 11, 2007 - 7:55 am
    5

    All the best to Chipp, too.

    I know there is a rivalry there, but I for one will miss the fixture between us both.

    Maybe you can get into the Conf South and we can play next season? ;o)

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