I’ve just got back from the local newsagents. Yes, it’s a stupidly early time to be up on a Saturday, but my bedroom was too hot and there was no way I could sleep in it – besides which, GTA4 needs playing.
While waiting to buy milk, I was intrigued by a conversation between the shopkeeper and some customer, who was going through the drinks shelf, comparing the prices and strengths of the cheapest, strongest, most disgusting beverages you could buy. I think he eventually decided on Diamond White (a cider officially endorsed by The Tramp Society)
To drink that foul liquid in the evening is bad enough, but at 8.30 in the morning! He may have been well dressed and didn’t look homeless, but can now officially be branded “Super Bum”.
Maybe he was in the right, though. Maybe I was in the wrong for buying milk for my coffee. Diamond White and Nescafé – the future?
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