Posted by sean on February 6, 2009 at 10:26 pm in Me Vs. The World with No Comments


I had a disgusting tea tonight – Chicken Peri Peri from Asda. It was so foul, the meat (or what I thought was meat) was all thrown away.

Before tipping the remains into the bin, I noticed the packaging promising a full refund if I was not 100% satisfied and did not “love” my product.

I decided to e-mail Asda. I was relatively polite about the whole matter, but refrained from comparing the marinated chicken to dog food – mainly as dog food would probably taste better.

After sending the e-mail, I enjoyed a much nicer dessert – Asda coffee ice cream – lush. The same offer of a refund was on that packet too. It got me thinking…

I LOVE my girlfriend
I LOVE my family
I REALLY LIKED the Asda coffee ice cream

But they’re offering a full refund if I don’t LOVE it. This deal sounds too good to be true. I could, effectively, eat lovely food, for free, for life; all courtesy of Asda.

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