Posted by sean on July 27, 2009 at 9:58 pm in Fun At Home, TBA with No Comments

I would like to let it be known, that following a phone call to my landline this evening, I am not running a Chinese takeaway restaurant.

If anyone would like a Chinese takeaway, may I suggest they go to China.

I’m off to bed now, but will be sure to unplug the phone for fear of being awoken at 2am by a drunk asking for a No.17, a No.23 and 2 portions of egg-fried rice.

Honestly – it felt as if I was in an episode of Keeping Up Appearances – answering my white slimline telephone with automatic last number redial….

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