Posted by sean on September 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm in Football with 1 Comment


So, supernatural forces come to the aid of Alex Ferguson and Manchester United yet again. With the scores level at 3-3, it is announced there will be 4 minutes of added time. How is it then, that Michael Owen manages to score for Man Utd at 95:28? Quite simple. Fergie’s Magic Watch.

How I would love to get hold of this mysterious timekeeping tool. If I was ever running late for work, all I would need to do is call upon its powers, therefore allowing me to stroll into the office at whatever time I like, without infuriating colleagues and managers.

If I felt like finishing work before 5pm one day, I would simply summon the strength of Fergie’s Magic Watch, and command home time to arrive 7 hours early.

How I yearn for Fergie’s Magic Watch.

One Response to Fergie’s Magic Watch

  1. Youngzack*

    September 20, 2009 - 4:14 pm
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    LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!

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