Posted by sean on May 15, 2010 at 1:34 pm in Football with No Comments

This afternoon is the FA Cup Final. After all the festivities of Bath City’s promotion last week, I almost forgot about it.

This year’s final sees Champions Chelsea play ‘Beleaguered Portsmouth’, in what is the financial equivalent of a billionaire who wipes his arse with £50 notes taking on a tramp who cleans his behind with his bare hands.

Of course, this is the FA Cup, so Pompey could win… but let’s face it – it isn’t going to happen. To prove this point, here is a list of events which are officially more likely to happen than Portsmouth winning the FA Cup…

– Stephen Hawking winning a goal medal at the Olympics in the Pole Vault
– David Cameron cutting VAT by 10%
– Michael Ricketts signing for Barcelona
– Winning the lottery
– An attractive person with a job appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show
– Finding a needle in a hay stack
– England winning the World Cup…. OK, maybe that’s going too far!

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