It is Saturday tomorrow. Well, in a few minutes actually. I’ve left it very late to blog tonight, but am still proud of the achievement of managing to blog everyday throughout 2011. Will it last throughout the whole year? I doubt it.
As well as being the start of the weekend, it is also my birthday tomorrow. Unfortunately, there will be no party with cake, jelly and ice cream. There won’t even be pass the parcel. My birthday will be pretty much like a normal Saturday. In fact, it won’t as Bath City don’t have a game, which is quite shit.
The afternoon will instead be spent with my mates Jeff Stelling and Chris Kamara. Basically watching Sky Sports News on an internet stream. Hopefully Arsenal will then give me a birthday present by beating Manchester United at tea time. I’ll then see Simon and John in the evening.
If anyone is stuck for things to get me, I am sure you can still buy tickets to the Champions League Final on eBay. I think the cheap £175 tickets have all sold out, but the more expensive ones are probably still on sale. The iPad 2 is out now and as I’m learning to drive and will hopefully have a licence by this time next year, a car would be nice. Nothing fancy, a BMW Z4 will do. Seriously, I don’t even know if that’s a good car. For all I know, you may get faster speeds from a combine harvester. The car does look cool though, and if I dressed myself in tuxedo and drank vodka while driving it, I think I would look a little like James Bond.
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