Posted by sean on December 14, 2018 at 11:53 pm in Leeds United with No Comments


Being a football fan generally involves experiencing a mix of joy and misery. Depending on who you support, you may experience more or less of one of these emotions. I support Leeds United, so primarily receive enough misery to make Mr Happy turn to the Stella.

This season, however, has been a little different. Leeds have been doing rather well. They currently sit in the automatic promotion places, which they have occupied since August. This level of success is a very unfamiliar feeling, but I like it!

I keep telling myself that the good days won’t last and things will all fall apart. This is yet to happen.

until now…

This evening, I read this. Samuel Saiz looks like he’s leaving Elland Road – the home of Leeds United. We have lots of good players, but Saiz is one of them. Despite the wealth of talent, I’m still worried. If you owned a Ferrari, you know it would have lots of good parts. If you sold one of these parts to Bob from Honda – for example, a wheel – the Ferrari wouldn’t work like before.

It sounds like Leeds don’t have much of a say in the matter. If you believe what fans are saying on Twitter, his girlfriend is fed up of living in Leeds and wants to move back to Spain.

The manager of Spanish football club, Getafe, is interested. Not in Samuel’s girlfriend, although I’m sure she’s pleasent enough. No, he allegedly wants one of our best players. What a ****.

As the girlfriend rumour is on social media, it must be true. Although if Mr Saiz’s lawyer is reading this, it is all lies.

It all seems a bit strange. Why would the future Mrs Saiz possibly want to move here?

Especially with such fantastic locations in Leeds…

It’s a mystery.

Oh, and before anyone from Leeds goes batshit crazy at my blog, it’s a JOKE. Granted, it’s about as funny as Miranda Hart, but is still not to be taken seriously.

There are lots of wonderful spots in Leeds. For example…

I live in Bath. There’s a lot of crap locations here, I can assure you. Take a look at this dump…

Finally, before any fan of Bath Rugby goes batshit crazy at my blog, I really don’t care.

Goodnight.

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