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Posted by sean on February 14, 2019 at 7:18 am in Leeds United with No Comments


Leeds beat Swansea last night, to go top of the Championship. You will therefore be surprised that this blog does not involve me singing from the rooftops.

I hate this season. It is far too stressful, competing for promotion. It was a lot easier when Leeds were crap. You knew where you were being rubbish… at home, 1-0 down to Blackburn, after 18 seconds.

Last night, Leeds found themselves winning 2-0 before half time and playing very well. I was pleased and couldĀ almostĀ relax. After all, being in-front by two gosls meant that Swansea had to score a couple themselves, in order to ruin the rest of my week.

However, nothing is ever simple with Leeds United. I am sure that there is a sweepstake going on between the players, as to how many supporters they can kill off, due to stress, before the end of the season. They probably came close to knocking off a few of us, last night…

Towards the end of the match, a totally pointless penalty was given away by Leeds, to a stunned, and hopefully very grateful, Swansea.

There was absolutely no need for the Leeds player to go anywhere near his Welsh counterpart – you could almost say it was an early Valentine’s Day gift. If it was a romantic present from the Leeds defender – which wouldn’t surprise me – the Swansea player who won the spot kick, certainly owes him something in return!

I’m hardly one to play cupid, but I suggest the lucky Swansea player treats the generous Leeds hunk to a romantic meal, in a classy restaurant. Follow up the evening, by taking him to a five-star hotel, for a night of Isaac Hayes music and love. Heck, why not get engaged? What a perfect day for it!

Going back to the game – the penalty was converted (of course it fecking was), bringing the scoreline to 2-1. This resulted in an agonising, final 10 minutes for me, watching from the sofa. I should probably have been watching from behind it!

The match finished 2-1. Leeds had won, but the stress it had caused, didn’t leave me feeling very happy! I did not enjoy the experience at all.

I think my mood, during the remaining moments of the game, is best demonstrated by Homer Simpson…

 

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