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Posted by sean on October 6, 2019 at 4:32 pm in Have I Got News For You with No Comments


This woman is amazing!

“Filthy piece of toerag!” – the best insult I have heard in years. It’s genius…

A toerag is clearly something repulsive, but this old dear doesn’t even class Boris as that. He isn’t even a “toerag”, he’s a “piece of toerag”. A filthy one at that.┬áBrutal.

I haven’t heard the word “toerag” since I was a young child – probably in a Roald Dahl novel. I would like to see the insult brought back into modern society…

Honestly – I would rather be called a c**t than a to***g.

The next time I watch football, I would like to hear a group of boisterous supporters singing “The referee’s a toerag. He wears a toerag hat…”

I want the next Guy Richie gangster movie to use the insult throughout… “You’re dead now, Bazza! You shagged me wife, stole me motor, reported me to the rozzers and cost me a pony! You filthy piece of toerag!”

We could even take the insult overseas. Break America. Does anyone still watch South Park? “Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You toerag!”

I’m bringing it back…

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