Here is a test which will prove whether or not you have a dirty mind.

Look at the photo below. What do you see?

Please scroll down this blog post for the answers…

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If you said B – well done! Clearly you’ve seen this photo before.

If you picked A or C, you should have gone to Specsavers.

If your answer was D, you have a mind like a sewer; but undoubtedly see things in the same way as 99.9% of the UK population.

Can you identify what animal is enjoying a relaxing stroke in the video below?

Social media is divided as to whether it is a crown or a rabbit.

When I first watched the clip, I thought it was a no-brainer. It’s a crow. I’ve never seen a crow up close, but I’ve held and stroked plenty of bunnies in my lifetime and they certainly don’t look like that!

Being so adamant about the whole crow/rabbit thing, I was a little worried if the creature transpired to be a bunny. Not because I have a problem with being wrong, but because of the awful circumstances, which would have led to a rabbit resembling a large black-feathered bird. Probably plenty of inbreeding, while living on the site of the Chernobyl disaster.

It just goes to show that Roman receives such levels of love and attention that I can easily pick out what is not a rabbit in one of those stupid internet trends.*

* an internet trend so stupid that I spent part of my Saturday afternoon blogging about it…

Claire showed me this video last night.

It’s been doing the rounds on social media – apparently since 2016 – so we were a bit late to the party.

What do you hear in the video? I hear “kite”. My wife hears a bad word, which sounds like the name of the Foreign Secretary…

A craze, hitting social media at the moment, is to message a celebrity 31 years your seniour and ask for a fight. This is after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a punch-out.

I got excited when I realised Michael Keaton was 31 years older than me. This would be like shooting fish in a barrel (for me). I would just run him over using my scooter.

I then got scared when I remembered he played the biggest, baddest and best Batman of all time…

What a perfect gift for Father’s Day! Your dad putting a selection of his bodily fluids into the post, to try and find out who he is related to.

Nothing could possibly go wrong… say, for example, learning that he isn’t your real dad.

That’s one guaranteed way to make the Father’s Day trip to The Hungry Horse pub a tad awkward.