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Posted by sean on June 12, 2019 at 10:54 pm in Internet with No Comments


A craze, hitting social media at the moment, is to message a celebrity 31 years your seniour and ask for a fight. This is after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a punch-out.

I got excited when I realised Michael Keaton was 31 years older than me. This would be like shooting fish in a barrel (for me). I would just run him over using my scooter.

I then got scared when I remembered he played the biggest, baddest and best Batman of all time…

Posted by sean on June 12, 2019 at 6:20 pm in Internet with No Comments


What a perfect gift for Father’s Day! Your dad putting a selection of his bodily fluids into the post, to try and find out who he is related to.

Nothing could possibly go wrong… say, for example, learning that he isn’t your real dad.

That’s one guaranteed way to make the Father’s Day trip to The Hungry Horse pub a tad awkward.

Posted by sean on June 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm in Internet with No Comments


Last October, I blogged about how I was lucky enough to win a football online.

Since my big win, I have continued to get lucky, winning not one, but two prizes through social media.

My second and probably biggest win, is 10 litres of cold coffee. You didn’t read that incorrectly. I won 10 – yes, TEN – litres of COLD coffee…

Apparently this stuff can be drank on its own, or as part of another drink, like a cocktail.

I love coffee, but have always enjoyed it served in the traditional manner – you know, warmed up, with a bit of sugar and milk.

I am unsure what to make of this cold coffee, especially as it comes from a box, decorated with a drawing of an animal banned under the Dangerous Dogs Act.

I must admit, I am intrigued, but guess the only way to find out what the coffee is like, is to try some!

From cold, pitbull terrier coffee to another oddity – my third and most recent prize.

This is a lot more me…

It’s a gold bunny notebook!

Now, if only I could win myself an X Box One, 4K television, or new laptop, that would be fantastic.

Posted by sean on February 24, 2019 at 11:51 pm in Internet with No Comments


Today’s blog doesn’t do much to disprove the myth, that all football fans and Twitter users are stupid.

My discovery was made, rather unsurprising, on Twitter. It’s a rather long thread of tweets, so I have put them on a separate page.

Oh, and before you ask, I wasn’t involved in this conversation – although, out of frustration, it did make me want to bash my head against a brick wall, until that old grey matter fell out of my ears.

I guess it makes a change to those disgusting trolls, who send racist, sexist and homophobic abuse, to celebrities and everyday members of the public, over social media.

Posted by sean on February 14, 2019 at 11:55 pm in Internet with No Comments


In the past, I have used the term “Bloggers Block”, to describe a lack of blog posts, due to having a mental block, when it comes to thinking up ideas of what to write about.

This is not the case tonight, although I am still suffering from ‘BB’. I have already put together a blog post, but am unable to submit it, due to an error with my website host’s servers.

For those sad enough to wonder how I am able to upload this post, but not another – that is because the error only affects posts with embedded images. As this post is just text, it works. Simples.

Oh, and the post I really wanted to upload, contains an image, which is integral to the post topic.

For those geeky enough to wonder what the technical reason behind all of this is – I am told that it was basically a security update, which didn’t go to plan.

I suspect Wayne, the new security guard, spilt his coffee all over the servers!  Wayne has since been relieved of his duties.

Update 15/02/2019
Part 1:

The blog issue is mercifully fixed. In case you were wondering, the post I tried to make yesterday – which I was so desperate for you all to see – has been posted and is here. Enjoy… or else!

Part 2:

Fucking typical! I have tried to update this post and it looks like the some twatting Gremlins has broken things again. I’m off to bed…

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