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Posted by sean on August 15, 2019 at 2:01 pm in Internet with No Comments

Claire showed me this video last night.

It’s been doing the rounds on social media – apparently since 2016 – so we were a bit late to the party.

What do you hear in the video? I hear “kite”. My wife hears a bad word, which sounds like the name of the Foreign Secretary…

Posted by sean on June 12, 2019 at 10:54 pm in Internet with No Comments

A craze, hitting social media at the moment, is to message a celebrity 31 years your seniour and ask for a fight. This is after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a punch-out.

I got excited when I realised Michael Keaton was 31 years older than me. This would be like shooting fish in a barrel (for me). I would just run him over using my scooter.

I then got scared when I remembered he played the biggest, baddest and best Batman of all time…

Posted by sean on June 12, 2019 at 6:20 pm in Internet with No Comments

What a perfect gift for Father’s Day! Your dad putting a selection of his bodily fluids into the post, to try and find out who he is related to.

Nothing could possibly go wrong… say, for example, learning that he isn’t your real dad.

That’s one guaranteed way to make the Father’s Day trip to The Hungry Horse pub a tad awkward.

Posted by sean on June 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm in Internet with No Comments

Last October, I blogged about how I was lucky enough to win a football online.

Since my big win, I have continued to get lucky, winning not one, but two prizes through social media.

My second and probably biggest win, is 10 litres of cold coffee. You didn’t read that incorrectly. I won 10 – yes, TEN – litres of COLD coffee…

Apparently this stuff can be drank on its own, or as part of another drink, like a cocktail.

I love coffee, but have always enjoyed it served in the traditional manner – you know, warmed up, with a bit of sugar and milk.

I am unsure what to make of this cold coffee, especially as it comes from a box, decorated with a drawing of an animal banned under the Dangerous Dogs Act.

I must admit, I am intrigued, but guess the only way to find out what the coffee is like, is to try some!

From cold, pitbull terrier coffee to another oddity – my third and most recent prize.

This is a lot more me…

It’s a gold bunny notebook!

Now, if only I could win myself an X Box One, 4K television, or new laptop, that would be fantastic.

Posted by sean on February 24, 2019 at 11:51 pm in Internet with No Comments

Today’s blog doesn’t do much to disprove the myth, that all football fans and Twitter users are stupid.

My discovery was made, rather unsurprising, on Twitter. It’s a rather long thread of tweets, so I have put them on a separate page.

Oh, and before you ask, I wasn’t involved in this conversation – although, out of frustration, it did make me want to bash my head against a brick wall, until that old grey matter fell out of my ears.

I guess it makes a change to those disgusting trolls, who send racist, sexist and homophobic abuse, to celebrities and everyday members of the public, over social media.

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