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Posted by sean on December 16, 2018 at 11:18 pm in Too Random To Categorise with No Comments


I can’t say that I have ever had the pleasure. However, if this happened to me, I would make a terrible mess…

Posted by sean on November 20, 2018 at 11:06 pm in Too Random To Categorise with No Comments


What do you see when you see this image?

 

 

 

 

 

According to psychologists, if you see a young woman looking behind her, you’re young yourself. If you see an elderly lady facing left, you’re old.

That’s wrong for starters.

I only saw the young woman, and had to read up on how to even spot the old lady’s face.

My wife, Claire, who is younger than me, instantly saw the older lady.

She put this down to the fact she works alongside the elderly in her job. I put it down to psychologists over-analysing things.

Posted by sean on January 1, 2018 at 8:31 pm in Too Random To Categorise with No Comments


I’m not one for making New Year’s Resolutions. However, there is one that I would like to make – to blog more. Ideally, every day.

I therefore thought I should start as I mean to go on and blog today.

Shhh… just don’t tell anyone that I wrote all this a day later and pre-dated the post!

Posted by sean on May 26, 2017 at 8:07 pm in Too Random To Categorise with No Comments


These are my favourite type of crisp. Nik Naks Rib ‘N’ Saucy. Unfortunately, they are a little hard to obtain. You can buy multipacks of Nik Naks, but the packets don’t just contain my favourite flavour. One of the other flavours in the multipack is Scampi. That’s fish. Who makes or even likes fish crisps?

Due to this awful flavour contaminating my favourite brand of crisp, I have only been able to buy these as a special treat. Until now…

I have recently discovered another brand of crisp. Transform-A-Snack. Like Nik Naks, they are made by the great people at Golden Wonder. Also like Nik Naks, they have a very familiar and ‘saucy’ flavour.

These crisps can be bought in multipacks, without a fishy flavour in sight. What’s more, they’re cheaper too. Thank you, Golden Wonder!

Posted by sean on July 20, 2016 at 4:49 pm in Too Random To Categorise with No Comments


Sorry for the lack of blog in ages. I know I have said this many a time, but I’ll try to blog more frequently in future, blah blah blah…

Anyway, today’s blog is about a dream I had last night. I dreamt that I was watching Sky Sports News.

In my dream, Leeds were playing Burton Albion – a small club, who have done well of late, winning numerous promotions from non-league, all the way to The Championship, where Leeds themselves play (sadly).

Burton were beating Leeds. As with all games covered by Sky, a pundit was reporting on the match – in this case, Charlie Nicholas had invaded my dream.

Charlie was furious. Furious at the fact Leeds were playing so badly and losing to Burton Albion.

The scary thing is that when Leeds eventually do play Burton, sometime during the next 9 months, my dream could well become a reality.

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