Posted by sean on March 28, 2005 at 4:15 pm in Bath City, Insects, Leeds United with No Comments


The woodlice invasion seems to have died down since yesterday. However I strongly believe that it is more than just a coincidence that this is following yesterday’s blog entry.

I think this proves the woodlice almost certainly have internet access via some very small laptop and are accessing Sparkster.net. They must have taken the decision to all hide in a hole away out of sight, kind of like what Saddam Hussein did.

Of course the woodlice may have even sent a spy woodlose into the room where I write these blogs, reporting back to the head woodlouse later that day… he could be watching me type now… I’d better spray some RAID Insect Repellent about…

I think I should move onto a different topic as it is unclear who or what is reading this…


Could the woodlice all be hiding, planning an invasion?
Or are they all just dead?

As I type I keep hearing shouts from outside and chants of “Come on City! Come on City”. I guessed that Bath City must be playing this afternoon. After doing a little research it appears they are playing the University team Team Bath (they appeared in The FA Cup a few years back on Sky).

So ‘The Bath Derby’ in The Southern Premier Division. Wow. Really surprised this isn’t being beamed to TV stations all over the world :o) :o)

Lastly, I’m sure you have heard that annoying song McFly did for Comic Relief, It’s All About You. There was a parody of it on the radio which I made available for download. Well I’ve written my own equally terrible parody. If anyone has the instrumental of the original and the vocal talents to record my parody let me know!

It’s all about Leeds United, their manager Kevin Blackwell, his strange team formations, loan signings and the way he persistently plays David Healy, our great striker in midfield.

Another loanee,

Another loanee Blackie,

Another loanee,

Another loanee,

Yesterday you went out scouting for someone new,

Cos were a whole new squad, we need someone new,

Maybe you should sign a defender or a left winger,

But you got another forward, we need someone new,

And I will ask you time and time again,

Get a left winger

We need to play Healy up front,

Why don’t you want to,

So write the team sheet down and put 4 – 4 – 2,

Play Helay up front, not someone new,

And I will ask you time and time again,

Get a left winger

We need to play Healy up front,

Go 4-4-2

Don’t play Wright again either, use Danny Pugh,

Wright is so bloody slow, makes us frown and not smile,

He couldn’t run a country mile

Please go 4-4-2

Go 4-4-2

Go 4-4-2

Go 4-4-2

etc….

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