Posted by sean on July 6, 2005 at 5:37 pm in Football, Have I Got News For You with No Comments

So even with our bad eating habits and a crazy mayor, London has been awarded the Olympics in 2012 ahead of Paris. Obviously Jacques Chirac’s comments on our food did nothing to change the minds of the judges.

We may have crap food, but we have the Olympics – Hahaha France!

Good news for London and the country, even if, like me the Olympics are not of major interest.

Never let Gerrard be your “Phone a Friend” he’s not good with decisions

A bizarre turn of events in the Steven Gerrard saga. He is now decided to stay at Liverpool. Dunno what the reasons behind that are but that lad simply cannot make his mind up. Liverpool chairman Rick Parry must be getting very confused. It’s like a sketch from Little Britain….

Parry: “Now Steven, where do you want to play next season?”
Gerrard: “I wanna go to Chelsea”
Parry: “Chelsea? Are you sure? I thought you said you loved Liverpool and after winning the Champions League simply couldn’t think about leaving”
Gerrard: “Yeah I know”
Parry: “So, where do you want to go?”
Gerrard: “Chelsea”
Parry: “Are you sure, remember last season you were going to go and then decided not to. That was a great cafuffle.”
Gerrard: “Yeah I know”
Parry: Chelsea it is then?”
Gerrard: “Yes!”

—– 1 Hour Later —–

Parry: “Steven, I have Roman Abramovich on the phone, he’s offering a lot of money for you. All you need to do now to become a Chelsea player is sign these forms”
Gerrard: “I wanna stay at Liverpool”

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