Posted by sean on May 15, 2007 at 10:23 pm in Work Activities with No Comments

There was a virus outbreak at work today. Luckily it was the variety which only attacks computers, so the spraying of vomit and human excrement within the office was kept to a minimum.

Still, it was a tad scary (and amusing) to see how the virus spread from one machine to another. I am yet to find the source of it. My detective finger points to a naughty person looking at things they shouldn’t on the internet, or a careless fool with an infected memory stick.

When the culprit is found out, they will no doubt be beaten and flogged with a wet sock until they promise to never hurt a computer, microchip or IT peripheral ever again – this all being standard business procedure, just ask Bill Gates.

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