Posted by sean on June 20, 2010 at 11:19 pm in Animals with No Comments

The other night, I was awoken at 3am to the sound of alarming, high pitched screams from outside. This meant only one of two things…

Either John Terry had been caught cheating again, and his wife had gone for his genitals with a pair of scissors OR the foxes are back and playing ‘doctors and nurses’ in the garden.

As Mr. Terry was on TV this afternoon, apparently with his meat and two veg, I can only assume the screams were caused by the latter.

To avoid listening to foxy porn every night throughout the summer, I am being forced to sleep with my bedroom windows closed, despite the heat 🙁

I said it last year – I need a horse and a pack of hounds!

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