I must remember to be careful when doing the online shop. While searching for a nice rice dish for my lunch, I stumbled across this
Turns out it is dog food.
Honestly… dogs nowadays don’t know they’ve been born. They eat better than most people.
Just look at the dog on the packet. He looks happy. I’d be happy too, if I was dining on rice and chicken everyday.
On Good Friday, we traveled to Surrey. Prior to leaving, Claire and I had searched the internet for things to do in the county. Stupidly not realising that Legoland was in that part of the country, we decided to visit The Brooklands Museum. Despite being a little dubious of what to expect, it wasn’t bad – a museum of cars, buses and planes. I have never been on a plane before, so was excited about the prospect of stepping foot on one, despite the fact it would be firmly rooted to the ground.

I was star-struck to meet Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

This was either a very realistic sculpture of a man; or a very, very dead man.

The Bath City trophy cabinet

Luckily we didn’t break down, so didn’t need to call The RAC

Yes, that really is Concorde

A plane cockpit. Sadly , I am yet to get my pilots licence, so couldn’t fly it.

Some horses. Like the man in the earlier photo, these are very good models or very dead corpses.

The plane I was brave enough to enter

From the bus museum. Not an X39 in sight.

Some WWII weapons.

An F1 car – driven by Ayrton Senna.
I have always wanted to play a great April Fools joke on someone. I wanted to perform a prank which would go down in history as the funniest thing ever.
I had 365 days – from April 2nd 2014 until April 1st 2015 – to plan and execute my joke. Somehow, my plan for the greatest prank of all time was forgotten, so I was unable to do any tricks this morning.
Maybe I’ll start planning for April 2016…