Posted by sean on January 24, 2020 at 10:20 am in Coronavirus, Have I Got News For You with No Comments


I have been reading about the Coronavirus outbreak in China.

Apparently, the source of the outbreak is bat soup…

AFTER DEFEATING THE JOKER AND PENGUIN, IT WAS A SURPRISE WHEN BATMAN ENDED UP BEING KILLED BY A SOUP CHEF.

Who would have thought that eating a flying rodent could be harmful?

UNSURPRISINGLY, BAT SOUP IS YET TO BE ADDED TO THE HEINZ RANGE.

This isn’t to say that the UK doesn’t have its own scary-looking delicacies…

Kebab and chips, anyone?

KEBAB. THE ONLY FOOD TO LOOK BETTER AFTER IT HAS BEEN DIGESTED THAN BEFORE.

Give me Soupe de Bat over kebab anytime!

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