Sean's Stories

Posted by sean on 10/10/2017 at 1:35 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

This is brilliant…

Posted by sean on 28/05/2015 at 10:49 am in Funny Things with No Comments

Following all that fuss about FIFA getting investigated for fraud (the worst-kept-secret in the history of worst-kept-secrets), I attempted to make a joke on Twitter regarding the popular video game series ‘FIFA Soccer’. OK, here it goes…

Meanwhile, in Electronic Arts HQ, discussions are being held regarding renaming FIFA 16 to ‘Grand Theft Football’

I thought this was quite funny. Not a single retweet or favourite. Yet when I tweet a moan about Leeds United being rubbish (something I am given ample opportunity to do), my interactions box explodes.

I am currently in the process of writing my wedding speech – a cause of much stress. Given my poor attempt at humour on Twitter, I think it would be wise to ensure no jokes, witty anecdotes or gags be used. There is nothing worse than an uncomfortable silence, when I’m expecting a room full of laughter.

Posted by sean on 01/04/2015 at 10:51 am in Funny Things with No Comments

I have always wanted to play a great April Fools joke on someone. I wanted to perform a prank which would go down in history as the funniest thing ever.

I had 365 days – from April 2nd 2014 until April 1st 2015 – to plan and execute my joke. Somehow, my plan for the greatest prank of all time was forgotten, so I was unable to do any tricks this morning.

Maybe I’ll start planning for April 2016…

Posted by sean on 01/02/2015 at 7:40 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

With Valentine’s Day less than two weeks ago, I thought I would be organised and buy Claire a card. I took myself to Moonpig. I should say “other online card shops are available”, but I don’t work for the BBC, so fuck Funky Pigeon.

There are literally thousands of cards to browse through. In the words of U2, I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. One that did catch my eye was what you can see below…

Whatever happened to just saying “I LOVE YOU”? Oh, and in case you were wondering, I won’t be buying it.

If you don’t get the joke, you’re either too old or too young.

Posted by sean on 10/05/2014 at 9:30 pm in Funny Things, Music with No Comments

While you’re all enjoying tonight’s Eurovision Song Contest, cast your minds back to Ireland’s entry from the 1996. My favourite Eurovision song of all time.

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