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Posted by sean on 17/11/2017 at 10:49 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

Peter Kay obviously read my blog yesterday and saw that I was upset that he wasn’t visiting Bristol or Bath as part of his tour.

Feeling guilty, he must have decided to cheer me up by announcing two brand new episodes of Car Share, this evening. 

Thank you, Peter. You are forgiven.

Posted by sean on 16/11/2017 at 5:26 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

Peter Kay has announced a new tour. This is his first tour in years. I love Peter Kay, so this is something special. What isn’t special is his choice of venues. It’s great if you live up north, but the only place he is venturing south of Birmingham is London, and I don’t like going to London – too big, too noisy, too Londoney.

I’m not expecting Mr. Kay to perform down the road from my house, in Weston Village Town Hall, or even in Bath city centre. He won’t even go to Bristol – or Cardiff! Looks like it’ll be another Peter Kay DVD for me.

Posted by sean on 10/10/2017 at 1:35 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

This is brilliant…

Posted by sean on 28/05/2015 at 10:49 am in Funny Things with No Comments

Following all that fuss about FIFA getting investigated for fraud (the worst-kept-secret in the history of worst-kept-secrets), I attempted to make a joke on Twitter regarding the popular video game series ‘FIFA Soccer’. OK, here it goes…

Meanwhile, in Electronic Arts HQ, discussions are being held regarding renaming FIFA 16 to ‘Grand Theft Football’

I thought this was quite funny. Not a single retweet or favourite. Yet when I tweet a moan about Leeds United being rubbish (something I am given ample opportunity to do), my interactions box explodes.

I am currently in the process of writing my wedding speech – a cause of much stress. Given my poor attempt at humour on Twitter, I think it would be wise to ensure no jokes, witty anecdotes or gags be used. There is nothing worse than an uncomfortable silence, when I’m expecting a room full of laughter.

Posted by sean on 01/04/2015 at 10:51 am in Funny Things with No Comments

I have always wanted to play a great April Fools joke on someone. I wanted to perform a prank which would go down in history as the funniest thing ever.

I had 365 days – from April 2nd 2014 until April 1st 2015 – to plan and execute my joke. Somehow, my plan for the greatest prank of all time was forgotten, so I was unable to do any tricks this morning.

Maybe I’ll start planning for April 2016…

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