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Posted by sean on December 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm in Christmas, Movies with No Comments

Here is Google’s Christmas TV advert.

Bravo, Google. Bravo.

However, let me just get this straight – a 36 year old Kevin is still living at home with his parents? Unless his alter ego, Henry Evans, killed them.

Also, isn’t it strange how he is still being pursued by the same two burglars, who terrorised him 28 years ago?

Posted by sean on September 1, 2018 at 3:30 pm in Movies with No Comments

Thinking of watching The Meg?

I recommend it to anyone who thought Jaws 3 was robbed of an Oscar.

Posted by sean on October 21, 2015 at 4:15 pm in Movies with No Comments

A little bit different to how Robert Zemeckis predicted 21st October 2015.

Sadly, Leeds United were in Division 2 back in 1989 and they’ve returned there 26 years later.

Posted by sean on August 15, 2014 at 9:44 pm in Life In Bath, Movies, Pizza with No Comments

This evening we noticed a lady wandering down the street, knocking on all the doors of the houses. As regular readers will remember, I recently had an encounter with some Jehovah Witnesses, trying to get into my property, so I am vary of opening the door to cold callers. The nuisance of a woman eventually came to our front door. Naturally I didn’t answer when she rang the bell. Before leaving to pester somebody else, she chucked a leaflet though the letterbox. At this point I was disappointed I didn’t answer the door to her. The leaflet was from the Conservative Party. It had been a long week at work and I quite fancied a political debate. If she ever does come back, I’ll tell her that there are two things we don’t do in our household. One is vote for the Tories. The second is use the word “cunt”. However, there is one exception. The use of the word “cunt” is permitted when describing David Cameron. That’ll be one guaranteed way never to see Tory Girl again.

Claire has now gone out with friends, so I am left on my own. I am spending the evening in watching Aladdin, in memory of Robin Williams. It has been years since I’ve watched it and I forgot how good it is. Williams’ performance as The Genie is superb. As Claire is going out for a meal, I had to eat something nice too and decided upon pizza. For the last few months, we’ve been using Papa John’s, as it’s the best pizza delivery I have found. I discovered this evening, however, that while PJ’s is great for special offers if ordering for two or more people, ordering alone is a bit rubbish. Therefore, it was back to Dominos. I felt like I was cheating. I’m sorry, Papa. If it makes you feel better, I didn’t like Dominos as much. Please try to do some better offers for those saddos dining alone.

Posted by sean on March 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm in Movies with No Comments

When I was a very little boy, I liked Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. For those of you who don’t remember it, or are too young, TMHT was a cartoon about four turtles who fought crime and ate pizza. All good friendly and family fun.

Today I watched this trailer for an upcoming movie – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. These turtles are terrifying. They probably commit crime and eat babies. Had I seen these as a child, I wouldn’t sleep for a month. I’ll probably have to leave the bedside light on tonight.

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