So Sven has landed himself in some trouble after being totally naïve and gullible, falling for a setup by some tabloid newspaper.
To be honest, he only said what we all knew anyway…
Michael Owen was unhappy at Newcastle and only went for the money.
Well why else would a world class striker go to a second rate, midtable club that are out of Europe? Isn’t it obvious Owen went as a cheap ticket back to England, to put himself in the shop window again and for a payday?
Rio Ferdinand is lazy.
Any football fan that has seen Ferdinand play over the last 12 months will know he doesn’t put the effort in. He demands £120k a week and proclaims himself as the best defender in the world, only he and his mother can see that.
Beckham is frustrated at Real Madrid.
How many red cards has Becks received this season? He certainly is getting a bit of a temper. He was loved at ManU (by the fans anyway), now he is just another number on a white shirt.
Shaun Wright-Phillips was overpriced.
How much did Chelsea pay for him? £21million was it? You would have to be insane to believe SWP is worth that, even Sven isn’t that stupid.
Wayne Rooney has a temper and comes from a poor family.
Well duur, he’s a scouser! Only joking, seriously, look at his aggressive behaviour. It’s obvious he’s a thug and as for his family, wasn’t his dad quoted as saying that he wants to fight Wayne’s father in-law at the wedding?
Sven has already proven he is dense as a manager, myself, like most England fans have resigned to the fact he will be in charge for the World Cup as it’s too late to bring anyone knew in. This latest escapade just proves he is also stupid away from the pitch, as a professional you have to be so, so careful who you speak to. Sven really let his guard slip.
Finally Big Brother last night, when Michael Barrymore first went in the house I quite liked him. Now he is becoming ever annoying, moaning and crying to anyone who ticks him off.
His latest outburst was at George Galloway, who kindly offered round his cigars. Barrymore didn’t see the generosity in the offer and like a child focused on what he hadn’t been given. The whole conversation is cringe worthy and proves that Barrymore really need to think before he speaks. Have a listen here. WHY DOESN’T HE JUST LET THINGS DROP!!!???
So Jodie Marsh was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house. It was obvious she was going to get the boot to be perfectly honest. George Galloway’s mate Saddam Hussein has more chance of getting all his charges dropped than Jodie did of surviving.
Anyone like me who has watched the last week of BB will know exactly why Jodie was nominated for eviction and why the public wanted her out. In a sad act she became an outcast from the group, this was all her own doing, the bitching, solemn behaviour and generally unpleasant temperament lead to her problems.
In the past I have enjoyed watching troublemakers in the BB house but Jodie was just too awful for me, she had to go and when Davina read out her name I was more than pleased.
It’s like a ski slope! How did she get in FHM?
I went to see my friend in Bristol again this evening; he is running an internet café, Wired Web Café just off the Gloucester Road. It is a good setup he has there – excellent, fresh coffee and super fast internet (there’s your free plug John).
The person in this shot is either me, my friend or, strangly as neither of us were wearing blue…. a ghost!!!
Something I find (slightly) interesting is the webcam he has setup in store. You can view it on the café website here. It refreshes every few seconds so take a look at all the chavs, students and “Gert Lush” Bristolians who use the facilities.
It’s back! Celebrity Big Brother makes its return for a fourth series tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here was good back in November but that was just a taster. Big Brother is the original and indeed the best reality TV show. This time around it will last for 23 days!
Last years CBB was simply brilliant. John McCririck with his rants, stubbornness and anger at the lack of Diet Coke and milk was just quality. Jackie Stallone was also superb. The old bat had no idea where she was, expecting chandlers hanging from the ceiling, champagne with meals and Bill Gates and Madonna as housemates.
This years Big Brother will have a very hard job to top last years, celebrities rumoured to be entering the house are Macaulay Culkin, the kid from Home Alone who is also Michael Jackson’s mate. Michael Barrymore is also set to make an appearance, should Big Brother organise any parties this time around they would be wise to close off the Jacuzzi and swimming pool…. I’m only joking! :o)
In reality I think it is doubtful either Culkin or Barrymore will appear. In previous series many Celebs have been linked with the show and failed to take part. These recent stories are probably just the shows producers gaining publicity.
Some Celebs I would like to see….
Timmy Mallet – legend to anyone who grew up in the 80’s or early 90’s.
Jackie Stallone – stick the old bat in again, she was brilliant last time.
Mark and Lard – the two funniest DJs ever on Radio 1. Sadly missed.
Adrian Edmondson – very funny man, star of Young Ones and Bottom
Finally Kermal has been booted out of the Big Brother house. He is the only housemate where my views have stayed the same with throughout the series. I dislike the man; he represents everything which is bad about the new contestants of Big Brother – totally fake and only in it to win it, by acting.
Somehow I don’t think Kermal shops at The Officers Club
This is unlike Eugene who, although a little eccentric, I believe to be totally genuine and although joining late deserves to win. Sparkster.net continues to support him for victory.
“EUGENE TO WIN”
Or in morse code
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(wav file of morse code)
Now onto the subject of Podcasting, this is a way of listening to previously aired radio broadcasts by downloading them over the internet and listening to them on either your PC or portable MP3 player.
The BBC are now trialling Podcasting for some of their radio broadcasts. More info on Podcasting can be found here, along with a list of all the BBC radio broadcasts taking part in the trial.
It looks interesting and I’ll probably make use of the Five Live’s Film Reviews, Sport Review and Rumour Mill as well as “The Best of Moyles” from the Radio 1 section.
Funny how “The Best of Moyles” is only 20 minutes in duration while the actual show is on for 3 hours a day, 5 days a week. Before you take off music and news (which there isn’t much of) that’s 900 minutes of material cut down to 20. Doesn’t say much for quality does it? :o)
The seagull plague I mentioned last month seems to be getting worse. Firstly last week they were dive-bombing anybody who stepped out into my garden. It turned out that a seagull chick was in the neighbour’s garden and they were just trying to protect it, they’re vicious little bastards though!
The seagull’s have now rescued their baby or left it to die and left my garden area. I thought the gulls had dispersed like in The Birds movie until I read this story on the BBC Website.
Seagulls have taken to attacking postmen attempting to deliver mail in one Somerset street – so female posties have taken over their rounds.
A postman fell off his bike after he was attacked by the gulls as he tried to make his deliveries in Highbridge.
And when a manager went to investigate, he too was knocked to the ground by the birds, believed to be nesting nearby.
But when a woman postie was sent, she escaped unscathed. Female staff are now filling in for their male counterparts.
I don’t know the reason why the gulls just go after male postmen. One theory is that women are sometimes referred to as “birds” or “chicks”, maybe the gulls know this and therefore, thinking the female posties are there own kind let them be.
Watch out Pat…. they’re gonna get ya!
Another theory is that the gulls may be after the men’s manhood, sensing a large worm-like organ beneath the navy Royal Mail trousers it may be mistaken for food – i.e. a worm.
Who knows but it would be interesting to place somebody like Nadia from Big Brother 5 who has had a sex change and see what happens.
One final theory of mine is that the seagulls are not a problem at all and that it is just an excuse thought up by Royal Mail officials to explain a poor quality of service. Although for legal reasons I must state the residents of the Somerset street in question may be very happy with their service…. unlike me with mine where my post arrives mid afternoon.
Vote Eugene to win or else he’ll chuck your TV off a cliff
Moving on, Spakster.net continues to back Eugene to win Big Brother 6 and would like to bring everyone’s attention to this great website also backing the hilarious and eccentric housemate. EUGENE TO WIN!
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